[ As soon as he mentions "a friend," she rolls her eyes so hard they almost pop out of her eye sockets. Because no one who ever asks for advice on behalf of a friend is ever actually asking on behalf of a friend.
But she'll humor him, because she's so super nice even though he said she'd still be alright if she were a guy when, in fact, she wouldn't be, because guys – especially in her industry – are pretty much the worst. She tries not to sound too unconvinced when she says, ]
Alright. What do you need my expert opinion on for your friend who totally isn't just you trying to be subtle?
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But she'll humor him, because she's so super nice even though he said she'd still be alright if she were a guy when, in fact, she wouldn't be, because guys – especially in her industry – are pretty much the worst. She tries not to sound too unconvinced when she says, ]
Alright. What do you need my expert opinion on for your friend who totally isn't just you trying to be subtle?
[ Tries. ]