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[bunnyhopped]

«Hiya! D.Va here. Can't talk right now, so leave me a message!»
call / text / voicemail / action
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text; @fromTV;

[spellslots]

im at some party and tehres a girl here wearning the sparkliest bunny ears i have EVER SEEN

i think they'er enchanted

do you want me to steal them for you

@d.va

[bunnyhopped]

and you didnt INVITE ME?!

action

[maskerading]

[ It's late. Like, a little past three am late, and Yuuto is... just arriving back home.

He unlocks and opens the door into the common area as quietly as he can, because although the beds are in rooms of their own, it's still an hour where most people are sleeping.

Most, except for one.

Yuuto actually pauses briefly at the doorway, glancing over in mild surprise when he spots Hana sitting on the sofa playing video games, her focus as intense as ever. But—it's brief, and he allows the door to close behind him, wandering his way in like there wasn't anything weird about him returning back at such a stupid hour. Before she says anything, he pipes up first: ]

Are you usually up this late?

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana is the very picture of perfect posture on the couch, sitting with her legs folded and crossed over each other and back hunched over as she stared into the television screen like she was in another world entirely. She has headphones on, of course, because what she's playing can get loud, plus she needs that sweet sweet surround sound to know where the bad guys are coming from.

... It's a single player game, at least, so she pauses when she spots Yuuto out of the corner of her eye and— she has no idea what he just said because she's still pulling her headphones off when he speaks up. ]

Huh? Wait, what time is it?

[ She pulls up a menu on the console. ]

Dude, it's so late.

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

[ The past month has been very trying for Peter. First the amnesia thing, where the pollen or whatever rewound the clock on him and turned him into an absolute asshole. Then the frankly confusing thing with Gamora tucking herself into his bed the other night – which was less awkward and more awesome, honestly. Add to that the aftermath of the mess from back home still roiling in the background, and you have Peter Quill on the verge of tearing his hair out.

(But he won't. He has excellent hair.)

It also means he's desperate enough to seek out advice. And considering his options are limited, Peter just spins his mental roulette and goes for whoever he thinks of first.

Guess who wins? ]

Hey. Hana. [ as nonchalantly as he can manage, which is pretty nonchalant. ] You're a girl, right?

[ It cannot be stressed enough just how little thought he put into this. ]

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana is #1, and wins all the time thank you very much for acknowledging this, Peter.

The last month, though, has been a bit trying for Hana too, albeit for different reasons. There was getting her mech, which was trying and more awesome, honestly, but with it came finding out that Reaper was around and just walking around like he wasn't a wanted terrorist back home, and then there was the fire, those couple of night where people kept ending up in her bed, and now moving to a new place with Genji...

Hana isn't quite on the verge of tearing her hair out, at least. Not that she would. She has amazing hair.

She is surprised, though, when she sees a call coming in from none other than @star.lord. She can only think of one reason why he would call her and it would be to finally admit defeat and confide his dating problems in her. Except that his opening completely throws her and although it goes unseen, she makes A Face so much that it's practically audible in her response. ]

Uh. Yeah. Honestly, I wouldn't be as amazing as I am if I was a guy. But yeah.

text; @crimson.duelist

[verflair]

Hana, I have a question for you if you don't mind.

What is "google"?

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana may have moved out of communal housing by now, but she'd definitely made sure to make a point to X'Rhun that he could always contact her for help, and she's glad that he took that to heart! ]

hahah

google is a search engine, which means you can use it to look up things you dont know about kinda like an encyclopedia

@ciscodelamancha | text

[franciscoramon]

[ Cisco sends Hana an uncaptioned selfie, clearly taken somewhere out in the abandoned section of the city. The half of his face that's in frame is delighted; visible over his shoulder a few feet behind him, unaware of his presence and nibbling away at a fern, is a brown-and-white rabbit with very floppy ears. ]

[bunnyhopped]

[ Cisco, in turn, receives a selfie of Hana looking equally delighted, along with: ]

OMG

SOOO CUTE 🐰😍

action, 10.12.2017

[glitterpants]

_{[ It's not terribly late at night, but it's late enough to where maybe you don't want to hear acoustic guitars playing outside of your window, along with a familiar voice. A familiar voice you haven't heard in a good few weeks, thank goodness.
If Hana doesn't interrupt him, she'll hear this delightful (????) melody: ]}

♫ D.va-chan, where are you tonight?
You could be here, where the stars are really bright,
Are you with somebody else? Is it someone new?
You know that I would do anything for you— ♫

♫ D.va-chan, your legs are so nice,
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice,
D.va-chan, you're sizzling hot,
You're absolutely everything that I'm not:
Heroic, pretty, cute and lean,
To me, you're the sweetest angel I've ever seen,

D.va-chan, I've got NO PLAN,
But come closer and see that I'm your man,
You're the girl I want to kiss,
My love for you is something you don't want to miss! ♫

_{[ Ah, he's gone. We've lost him... ]}

[bunnyhopped]

[ This also happens to be the time of night where Hana is deep in her gaming, and she almost misses the singing, in fact, if not for her taking a break to shove some junk food into her mouth. Her brow furrows when she hears the distant melody and she pulls her headphones off, only to realize—

That's definitely Karamatsu's voice. And he is definitely singing about her. Holy shit.

So, hey, Karamatsu? Here is 'D.Va-chan'

sliding the window open and peeking her head out of it

... except that it's not the window that Karamatsu is singing at. It's two windows down. ]

Yo, Kara. Why are you singing at Genji's window?

text; @blacklion

[lionunchained]

Hana, are you available to talk?

@d.va

[bunnyhopped]

[ She doesn't respond until later. Much, much later. She'd been absorbed in a game, which was what she'd resorted to throwing herself into to try and keep herself awake. In the end her response was succinct, noticeably so compared to her usual enthusiasm when it came to texting Shiro. ]

sup

@ciscodelamancha | text

[franciscoramon]

[ Cisco starts his friendly inquiry into Hana's social life (and if he's right, her love life) with as much gravity and dignity as he can muster... ]

ok but like
who is he
👀

[ ...ie not very much. ]

@d.va

[bunnyhopped]

[ ... Hana is just gonna assume this is in regard to a selfie she just posted on her Instagram (or whatever it's called here, she keeps forgetting) account ]

that's my other roommate gladio I guess you haven't met him yet 😅

text; @fromTV

[spellslots]

Am I the only gay dude you know? Is that what it is?

[Cisco's a snitch, news at 11]

[bunnyhopped]

[ she's not even surprised ]

pls taako dont flatter yourself bro
my actual roomie's gay too
i just thought since u and cisco do things like travel to parallel universes together or w/e that ur close

Text @givesyouhell

[hititwithacrowbar]

You busy tomorrow morning?

[bunnyhopped]

I'm off duty tomorrow but
Morning??
I thought you were a night owl

Dear Valued Customer...

[doxxing]

a delivery!

[spellslots]

[[ooc: The IPRE are throwing a dinner party at Casa Del Taaco! There will be a mingle going up November 18, which characters will know by the enchanted countdown on the invite (once it hits zero, illusory glitter will burst from the invite and Taako's voice will tell them that they're running late). The theme is speakeasy but characters are free to be relatively loose with it, just have fun! If your character would want to bring a plus one, please let their player know (you can let me know too if you’d like) so they can join in on the mingle when it goes up.

If you have any questions feel free to hit me up!]]

TEXT » un: 2cool — 11.20

[glitterpants]

as a humble rose petal drifts aimlessly in the wind with out reason, soon to fall into the dust of the earth
so my soul finds itself in a sacred place,
a sacred place that i will cherish within my heart...

while searching the internet i came across your picture blog
it holds a special place in my soul, i think the picture you take are Beautiful
especially the ones with you in it

but I was wondering if you could show me how i could do something like that
Looking forward to your response, sunshine!

-- Sincerely,
Matsuno Karamatsu

[bunnyhopped]

[ uh... ]

are you asking how to get more followers on insta??

11/27 TEXT: un Shigeru Miyata

[mysophobic]

[ There was definitely someone else Shigeru had to apologize to for his behavior those last few weeks ago. He was just...unsure how to approach the subject. But he figures Hana definitely needed to know and he needed to make it right. ]

I...just wanted to apologize for my behavior the last time we met. I was under the influence of some kind of book from a place I had gone to with some other people.

I made me act and do things I would never normally do, so I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings or said anything rude.

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana... had honestly written that encounter off as Shigeru having an Extremely Bad Day. Sure, she was a little upset that she couldn't hold a decent conversation with the guy Genji has feelings for. So she's surprised when she sees she's received a message from him, then even more surprised by its contents. It takes her a few minutes to respond after debating with herself as to whether or not to ask Genji about this. She decides against it, eventually.

So it was an evil book with possessive properties. Jeez, that sounds straight out of an RPG or something. ]

honestly
if it takes you getting possessed by an evil cursed book or whatever to get snippy and in a bad mood
you're probably okay
bc i mean i act like that sometimes without an evil book involved so
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

December Flu-lapalooza text/action catchall

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana can't even remember the last time she was sick with something like the flu. She's normally very careful, especially as a soldier, with her well-being. She wouldn't be much use to the army if she got sick, after all -

but, recently, she has not been very careful. Obviously.

Because in the middle of all the holiday festivities of the month, Hana is down for the count for at least a week, with some horrible space-abomination of the flu. She'd tried to go in for a shift with the Perimeter Guard, still, until glossy eyes and a stuffy nose made it clear that she needed to be sent home. After that, she plans on doing nothing but suffer in her own room paying for her sins and trying to sleep it all off.

If anyone tries to reach her at this time, they would be surprised to find that the normally hyper-responsive Hana Song doesn't respond for a long, long time. And when she does, her message reads along the same lines as this: ]

woops sorry, didn't see this
i was dead =_=

[ Or, during one of her brief, dazed, hazy periods of being half-awake, she may send a somewhat delirious message: ]

hey when i die i want VIP on my tombstone not RIP
thx

@ciscodelamancha | text (1st message)

[franciscoramon]

is this hyperbole or like
are we talking dead dead for real

[ Look, it's not impossible, and his response is going to very much depend on which scenario is true. ]

group chat

[spellslots]

i ran into a bunch of humans carolling and they think im one of them im about to get drunk in an elf costume and bust down someone's door singing christmas songs

[franciscoramon]

isn't every costume you wear technically an elf costume?

text; @blacklion

[lionunchained]

[This should be done as a video, but he's oddly nervous and doesn't want her to see that he is just asking her this question]

Hey. So I saw that there is a formal party with the festival going on. Would you want to go with me?

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana's heard about the party too, and she's a little confused by what Shiro's asking... clearly he's asking her as, like, a casual friend kinda thing. Right? Otherwise this wouldn't be happening as a text conversation right? ]

Yeah sure no one else's asked me yet but if you want I can ask around and get a group going!! Maybe the same crew from Christmas Eve at Jason's?

[ please clarify your intent ]

@ruffboi

[ohhmrburnsides]

[ attachment.vid ]

[bunnyhopped]

omggg where is that!?!

IT'S SO CUTE it looks just like pacchan ^o^

text; @chronicler

[scholiast]

Hi Hana.

I've been keeping my eyes peeled for some good memes to send you and I think I've hit the jackpot



Great right

[bunnyhopped]

[ ...bless your heart lucretia ]

what's with you and fish?

Text @givesyouhell around 5am

[hititwithacrowbar]

Happy VD, Dv.A

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana had been up taking a shift to keep watch on camp during her mission - otherwise she would have complained in all caps about Jason disturbing her beauty sleep. ]

what's VD

Picture & Text @givesyouhell

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ A blurry picture of a high score for a first person shooter is sent to Hana... at 4am. Along with: ]

Perfect end to a good day. I pulled it off, Hana. I tricked the social workers into thinking I'm a responsible functioning adult. I am now my brother's father.

[bunnyhopped]

[ she's coming over right the fuck now to beat that high score

just kidding. but she is, of course, still up at 4am. ]

wtf? did you beat my high score?

and congrats!! ^o^ i knew you could do it! does that make you your own daddy? LOL

[ voice ] @redpaladin

[tempredmental]

Hey, Hana... it's Keith. Shiro asked me to call you. We had to take him over to the hospital 'cuz he got that illness thing that's going around.

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana has been fortunate enough not to come down with the odd, nanite-inflicted virus that it seems almost everyone else has contracted. She's wondered if, perhaps, spending the better part of the last few weeks outside of the inner city of the Quarantine out on missions helped; in any case, she's returned, to both a horribly ill roommate in Genji and now a horribly ill boyfriend.

She's quiet for a moment after Keith says his part, which is uncharacteristic for the usually loud and quick-on-her-feet Hana Song. At length, she responds with a gravity in her tone that lacks any of the usual pep or cheeriness her voice usually has. ]

Genji has it too, but his boyfriend is here, so I'm definitely coming to see Takashi. I'll be there right away. How bad is it?

Picture and Text @GivesYouHell

[hititwithacrowbar]

[ Hana gets a picture... before 3pm, of Jason in selfie mode standing and grinning in from of what looks like a much to fancy building. Was he robbing a bank? WHO KNOWS! ]

Today on lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, street kid finds sugardaddy's mansion.

[bunnyhopped]

[ wtf ]

put that back where you found that right now young man