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«Hiya! D.Va here. Can't talk right now, so leave me a message!»
call / text / voicemail / action
( art )

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its fine

you're like 200 years too old for me anyway 💅🏼

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adn yet i STILL look better than most the assholes here

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I dunno

there's some pretty good looking ppl around

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tell me their names ill fight them

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sorry, i dont kiss and tell ;)

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are yuo suggesting youve kisesed every single person here thats as hot or more hot than me???

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yep

[ she hasn't even kissed one person here ]

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[Yeah he has his doubts!!!]

get it girl, fuck. my tallys at a grand total of two

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yeah no i haven't kissed anyone here

d.va kisses are way more exclusive than that!!

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gotta make em earn it, huh?

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exactly! i don't let just anyone kiss me, ok

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i can dig that for sure

ive gone like decades without hooking up cause no one deserved taako

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ok that

sounds like a long time

but i guess maybe not since ur like a million years old

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thats me

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ya looks exactly like you

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thatd mean thats what lup lokos like too and tahts a bad iamge

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you said it first!!

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maybe i menat like internally

thats what im like on the inside

an old man yelling at cluods

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so now youre saying internally you look like a shriveled up old man ?

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i dont know what im saynig, darling. ive had a lot to drink

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LOL, clearly

i'm just trolling u, ok? ♥

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tahts racist against trolls

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tell that to the entire Internet from the 1990s or whenever people started saying it

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get em on the line ill do it!!!

[No he knows it doesn't work like that]

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taako do you have a twitter

you should use that for this kind of thing