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[bunnyhopped]

«Hiya! D.Va here. Can't talk right now, so leave me a message!»
call / text / voicemail / action
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[franciscoramon]

perfect
nobody will suspect a thing.

........you do actually know some carols right?

[bunnyhopped]

wtf
all the names in the world you could've picked and you go with justin??
i was thinking a more extra and weird name
like griffin or something

just lipsync honestly

[spellslots]

griffin sounds like a fucking nerd's name do i look like a nerd?
i'm gonna see how many times i can cuss before they realize

[franciscoramon]

i am a nerd and speaking for my people i've never met anybody named griffin in my entire life
maybe it's a 2070s thing?
anyway i changed my mind tell them your name's magnus
just sing nonsense and swear words but do it in another language and smile a lot like it's totes normal

[bunnyhopped]

it's not that's just the first weird name i could think of
also maggie doesn't deserve this slander

maybe you can make your eyes glow like christmas lights while you're at it, they'll love that

[spellslots]

you know a dude named TAAKO and you couldnt think of anythign weirder than griffin
i'm disowning you
i am gonna tell them my name is magnus though

its too well lit for that shit right now, maybe later

[franciscoramon]

jsyk i'm expecting status updates throughout the night
any chance you can get them to swing by your place
maybe magnus will answer the door and you can introduce yourself to him as magnus

[bunnyhopped]

omg can you do that
i'm going over to your place rn so i can be there

[spellslots]

[His first status update comes as a selfie, of Taako in his kitchy elf costume. God knows where he got it from.]

im gonna do my best but we're pretty far from my place
make sure there are cameras if i do turn up

[franciscoramon]

use your considerable charms!
i'm heading over there too i'm putting on PANTS for this don't disappoint me taako
u definitely gotta end this con by summoning garyl but like covered in sleigh bells

[bunnyhopped]

we'll just eat all ur food while waiting it's ok

who's garyl

[spellslots]

OH FUCK CISCO
this changes everything

garyl is my unicorn
binicorn
depending on my mood

[franciscoramon]

[ Cisco's text arrives at the precise same instant as Taako's: ]

omg hana you haven't met garyl???
garyl's my bff
🦄 🦄 🦄

[bunnyhopped]

i thought i was your bff :(

[spellslots]

ihave many bffs!!!!

[franciscoramon]

bff is a state of mind
besides you'll understand when you meet garyl trust me

taako do a group selfie next i wanna see if i recognize any of these peeps

[bunnyhopped]

anyway garryl is my rival now

cisco are you on your way to taako's already or do you wanna hitch a ride on the mech?

[spellslots]

dont fight garyl he cant make attacks

ten bucks says cisco is on his way but takes the ride anyway!

[franciscoramon]

[ Wow Taako way to call him out. ]

have you even met me
since when am i ever gonna say no to a mech ride?

[ And he texts an address I'm too lazy to make up which is indeed close to a third of the way to Taako's from Cisco's place. ]

[bunnyhopped]

IM GONNA FIGHT DARYL AND U CANT STOP ME (ง'̀-'́)ง

ok coco im gonna head over eta 10 mins

[spellslots]

HE'S NOT REAL

[Taako, belatedly realizing the request for a group selfie, sends one through as well, just because.]

[franciscoramon]

he's also not named DARYL
anyway are you texting and driving ur mech???

omg taako i think that one girl w the ponytail goes to eddie's gym
i think i've seen her there

[bunnyhopped]

voice to text baby
winky face

cisco? at the gym?
impostor

[spellslots]

we all know he's just there to ogle eddie 👀👀👀👀

[franciscoramon]

it's true
like if u ever see me working out at a gym i'm a replicant or smth & u should proceed accordingly
but i do love a good show