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[bunnyhopped]

«Hiya! D.Va here. Can't talk right now, so leave me a message!»
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[bunnyhopped]

IM GONNA FIGHT DARYL AND U CANT STOP ME (ง'̀-'́)ง

ok coco im gonna head over eta 10 mins

[spellslots]

HE'S NOT REAL

[Taako, belatedly realizing the request for a group selfie, sends one through as well, just because.]

[franciscoramon]

he's also not named DARYL
anyway are you texting and driving ur mech???

omg taako i think that one girl w the ponytail goes to eddie's gym
i think i've seen her there

[bunnyhopped]

voice to text baby
winky face

cisco? at the gym?
impostor

[spellslots]

we all know he's just there to ogle eddie 👀👀👀👀

[franciscoramon]

it's true
like if u ever see me working out at a gym i'm a replicant or smth & u should proceed accordingly
but i do love a good show

[bunnyhopped]

duly noted
so you just like sit there and watch him lift weights or something ?

b t w i took shortcuts coco so I'm almost there where r u

[spellslots]

punching bag. its gotta be the punching bag 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀

ps are we calling cisco coco now cause that's gonna get real confusing

[franciscoramon]

the punching bag is very very good
also the salmon ladder......
guys we gotta all go boy watching at the gym y/y?
get our lana del rey on?

[ There's a brief pause before he adds ]

ok hana's got me now
& i had nothing to do w the nickname take it up w/ her

[bunnyhopped]

whos lana del rey

i mean ig both of u guys can be coco?? 🤔🤔🤔
ok driving the mech back to voice to text again~

[spellslots]

oh fuck i forgot the salmon ladder, that was some good shit i'm in on dude watching at the gym for sure

our lady of daddy issues, lana del rey
get educated hana

only lup's allowed to call me koko btw. it's just kinda weird seeing someone else called that

[franciscoramon]

deal
taako u invite magnus
i'll get hana to invite shiro and whatever other buff dudes she's got in rotation right now
& don't worry i'm gonna play her some jams right now while she's piloting

hana's the only one who calls ME coco so shouldn't get too confusing

[ A few minutes pass and then Cisco texts once more: ]

ok we're here
how goes the plan? anybody suspicious of you yet?

[bunnyhopped]

don't call me out like this when u guys both have boyfriends
and why do you have to single shiro out huh he's just a friend
I liked that video games song btw

and I'll take suggestions for other Cisco nicknames if u want

also can I eat those cookies u left on the counter

[spellslots]

listen i can't invite my boyfriend, i think he'll turn into a pumpkin if he has less than eight items of clothing on at a time so we gotta use your boys for eye candy

[gently... drags Rin but in a nice way.]

sisky

leave like a couple? i think i promised rey some

[franciscoramon]

taako, rin can always come & ogle along w/ us
& hana i singled shiro out because he seemed like the kind of dude who'd be at home at a gym

i'm vetoing sisky
call me that and i will end u
i mean you do both realize cisco is ALREADY a nickname 😒
if you *must* use something different i guess there's paco
that's also a pretty common nickname for francisco

taako these cookies are DOPE
you've outdone yourself

[bunnyhopped]

ok that makes sense
come to think of it i've been meaning to ask him to train me or something
i wanna get all strong too

i kinda like paco?? what if i made it into pacman? can i call you pacman?

how many is a couple cookies btw bc these are soooo goood

[spellslots]

there has gotta be some kinda rule against inviting your boyfriend to come ogle two dudes you used to sleep with

pacman is amazing, its got my vote

cisco do me a solid and make sure hana doesn't eat all the cookies

[franciscoramon]

and since when have you cared about rules?

do you think it's a good idea to ask a guy you're crushing on to train you though?
cuz on the one hand reason to hang out a lot
and lots of excuses to get all handsy
but then again probably a lot of sweating and unflattering noises
maybe you should ask somebody else
you can always get eddie to do it, he taught barry to punch if he can do that he can teach anybody........

[ Sorry, Barry. ]

pacman gets a thumbs up from me 👍🏽

& will do taako