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«Hiya! D.Va here. Can't talk right now, so leave me a message!»
call / text / voicemail / action
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teach me your ways

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step one: be an elf
failde step one

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wow :/

btw I went out with that dj guy

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😘😘😘

howd it go?

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it was ok

he let me listen to some of the tracks he's working on?

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i think thats how bards flirt

djs

musci dudes

yuo gonna go for a seocnd?

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he's like

not THAT interesting

like some of the other ppl like us who came from a different dimension or whatever I guess

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i set the bar too hihg huh?

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yup ^o^

it's all your fault how am I ever gonna date someone

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im sorry that im only into dudes i realize its very hard for girls that they cant get a slice of this pie

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its fine

you're like 200 years too old for me anyway 💅🏼

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adn yet i STILL look better than most the assholes here

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I dunno

there's some pretty good looking ppl around

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tell me their names ill fight them

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sorry, i dont kiss and tell ;)

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are yuo suggesting youve kisesed every single person here thats as hot or more hot than me???

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yep

[ she hasn't even kissed one person here ]

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[Yeah he has his doubts!!!]

get it girl, fuck. my tallys at a grand total of two

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yeah no i haven't kissed anyone here

d.va kisses are way more exclusive than that!!

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gotta make em earn it, huh?

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exactly! i don't let just anyone kiss me, ok

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i can dig that for sure

ive gone like decades without hooking up cause no one deserved taako

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ok that

sounds like a long time

but i guess maybe not since ur like a million years old

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thats me

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ya looks exactly like you