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«Hiya! D.Va here. Can't talk right now, so leave me a message!»
call / text / voicemail / action
( art )

Comments

[spellslots]

Not bad, not bad, I'll give it a 10/10

But I am gonna have to raise you...

[The return selfie features Taako in a unicorn kigu so he thinks he's won this round.]

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basic af

[ ... but damn it, he has. but she will not admit defeat so—

after a few minutes she sends another selfie of her apparently having changed into a pink bunny kigu and wearing heart-shaped sunglasses ]

[spellslots]

I'm a trendsetter, huh?

[He kind of expected this though, so in the time it took Hana to reply, he's broken out one of the dresses he wore to the masquerade. Just to up the stakes. The photo was definitely taken using mage hand, since he's draped himself on a day bed and is looking very baroque.]

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why are you like this

[spellslots]

[He sends her another selfie, because apparently he's managed an intricate updo in the last thirty seconds.]

Like what?

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if the word extra was a person it'd be you

[ actually it'd be karamatsu but at the moment taako lounging on a couch in a dress like a french girl takes the cake. anywho, hana also sends a selfie of herself still in her pink bunny kigu and heart-glasses but with a flower crown filter on it, and she's doing them prayer hands. ]

[spellslots]

That's the nicest shit anyone's ever said to me

You should take one with the actual bunny filter!

[Apparently he's found some kind of Disney Princess style filter, since that's what he sends in return.]

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you're welcome

[ in this next picture, she's taken off the hood of the kigu as well as her sunglasses so she can snap a selfie with said bunny filter on. ]

IS THIS EZ MODE

[spellslots]

You wanna play hard mode?

[Taako has been Waiting for just long enough for Lucretia to do a very quick painting, because that's what he sends a picture of the Hana.

Speaking of extra.]

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so hey um




what the fuck?

[spellslots]

Isn't Lucretia talented? I think she captured me pretty well

[bunnyhopped]

yeah??? wtf

[ it takes her a few minutes to respond because she was checking if any of her roommates are arteests. they are not. useless ]

ask her to paint me too :\

[spellslots]

I dunno, she's very particular about her models. Only the best, you know?

[He's a shit]

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it's really a shame you can't magic your way to my world bc then you'd see how my beautiful face is literally everywhere you look in korea

[spellslots]

I hate to have to one up you here, but every creature in every single plane of existence in my world knows my name and the fact I like, super saved the world?

So 🤷

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[ . . . ]

if i were like one million years old too i'd have saved the world and everyone would know my name

[spellslots]

You think I'm a million years old?

[No he knows she's being hyperbolic, he's just being a jerk.]

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you're definitely not young is what i think

[spellslots]

That just means you gotta respect your elders

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elders usually don't respect me so idk about that
🤔

[spellslots]

That's cause they're all assholes
Not counting yours truly, of fucking course

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🤔🤔🤔

[spellslots]

You know, I was gonna ask Lucretia if she'd do a portrait of you but I guess now I'm not