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[bunnyhopped]

«Hiya! D.Va here. Can't talk right now, so leave me a message!»
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[bunnyhopped]

LOL CISCO 😂

can't believe you didn't invite us tho

[spellslots]

frist of all: fucking rude
secondyly this kinda just happened liek 2 seconds ago im rolling with the hits as they come

[franciscoramon]

[ Cisco is going to ignore any and all baseless accusations about his manners or lack thereof, thanks very much. ]

take a video it'll last longer
and u should definitely con one of the drunk ones into thinking you've been friends for ages and they've just forgotten your name or whatever

[bunnyhopped]

omg
come up with a fake name!! your undercover elf name

1/2

[spellslots]

my undercover elf name is

[spellslots]

JUSTIN

[franciscoramon]

perfect
nobody will suspect a thing.

........you do actually know some carols right?

[bunnyhopped]

wtf
all the names in the world you could've picked and you go with justin??
i was thinking a more extra and weird name
like griffin or something

just lipsync honestly

[spellslots]

griffin sounds like a fucking nerd's name do i look like a nerd?
i'm gonna see how many times i can cuss before they realize

[franciscoramon]

i am a nerd and speaking for my people i've never met anybody named griffin in my entire life
maybe it's a 2070s thing?
anyway i changed my mind tell them your name's magnus
just sing nonsense and swear words but do it in another language and smile a lot like it's totes normal

[bunnyhopped]

it's not that's just the first weird name i could think of
also maggie doesn't deserve this slander

maybe you can make your eyes glow like christmas lights while you're at it, they'll love that

[spellslots]

you know a dude named TAAKO and you couldnt think of anythign weirder than griffin
i'm disowning you
i am gonna tell them my name is magnus though

its too well lit for that shit right now, maybe later

[franciscoramon]

jsyk i'm expecting status updates throughout the night
any chance you can get them to swing by your place
maybe magnus will answer the door and you can introduce yourself to him as magnus

[bunnyhopped]

omg can you do that
i'm going over to your place rn so i can be there

[spellslots]

[His first status update comes as a selfie, of Taako in his kitchy elf costume. God knows where he got it from.]

im gonna do my best but we're pretty far from my place
make sure there are cameras if i do turn up

[franciscoramon]

use your considerable charms!
i'm heading over there too i'm putting on PANTS for this don't disappoint me taako
u definitely gotta end this con by summoning garyl but like covered in sleigh bells

[bunnyhopped]

we'll just eat all ur food while waiting it's ok

who's garyl

[spellslots]

OH FUCK CISCO
this changes everything

garyl is my unicorn
binicorn
depending on my mood

[franciscoramon]

[ Cisco's text arrives at the precise same instant as Taako's: ]

omg hana you haven't met garyl???
garyl's my bff
🦄 🦄 🦄

[bunnyhopped]

i thought i was your bff :(

[spellslots]

ihave many bffs!!!!

[franciscoramon]

bff is a state of mind
besides you'll understand when you meet garyl trust me

taako do a group selfie next i wanna see if i recognize any of these peeps

[bunnyhopped]

anyway garryl is my rival now

cisco are you on your way to taako's already or do you wanna hitch a ride on the mech?

[spellslots]

dont fight garyl he cant make attacks

ten bucks says cisco is on his way but takes the ride anyway!

[franciscoramon]

[ Wow Taako way to call him out. ]

have you even met me
since when am i ever gonna say no to a mech ride?

[ And he texts an address I'm too lazy to make up which is indeed close to a third of the way to Taako's from Cisco's place. ]