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[bunnyhopped]

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[unfaltering]

idk i think you'd be good gtfoing that

escape while u can make an escapeeeeeee

ill come save you c:

[bunnyhopped]

you kno

ur right

bc i could seriously go out for drunk food rn

[unfaltering]

so, burgers? fajitas? slightly seasoned space goo?

where u @
ill save u
ill be ur hot date

[bunnyhopped]

anything but the space goo
i really want some mcdonalds tho

i'm in gibraltar >:3 hbu?

[unfaltering]

u sure? we got cardboard flavor now

mcdonalds sounds good tho

im maybe a warp away from earth? maybe two, triangulate it and pop up in ur neighborhood

[bunnyhopped]

100% sure

i want like 100 chicken nuggets rn
and a sundae
and fries
>:3

a warp away from earth wtf does that mean like, 10 mins??

[unfaltering]

ur loss, its appetizing
tastes like water, mmmm

100 nuggets? jfc im down

lol yeah
just gotta ask shiro but then
prob 15 minutes

[bunnyhopped]

ok don't tell shiro that i'm super drunk rn
bc he'll worry
if ur capable of lying to ur dad i mean


tho if he comes along we can get like

100000 nuggets ;)

[unfaltering]

omg i can lie to shiro, hes not even my dad hes like
team dad
completely different

omg what if

thats too many nuggets i think we might actually die

brb time 2 ask if shiro wants to go to mcdonalds
knowing him hell get us happy meals


but if we invite team dad i cant even pretend this is a date
hana u blockin me already

[bunnyhopped]

a date

lolololol

[ sorry lance ]

ok but
if the lil toys in the happy meal are good
he can get me like 50 happy meals np

[unfaltering]

[LET LANCE DREAM 2K16]

lol im a regular comedian amirite or amirite

gimme a few, checking the castle rn

[bunnyhopped]

ur hilarious ;)

only if you guys aren't in the middle of some really important space thing rn!

[unfaltering]

ty, i appreciate u a lot

nah its been training
all day
all night
n like the past week cuz galra isnt on this part of space
i want a happy meal too now

btw i'm still in mourning re: 2ne1

[bunnyhopped]

you know what we should just get happy meals anyway!
who says they're just for kids!
big kids needs happy meals too!!! >:3

SAME tho ;n; I saw it coming when CL stateside but man... still sad

[unfaltering]

lets do it tho
im gonna cry its been 4everrrr

CLEARANCE GRANTED OMW
well by coran
shiro's off on a mission w/ allura

they were the same girl group I got into )):

[bunnyhopped]

YESSS U AND ME AND HAPPY MEALS


[ and then a follow up text a minute later: ]

what kind of mission are they on tho

[ she's just, you know, curious ]

They were so gooood. YG let us down ;n;

[unfaltering]

what a good plan
im grabbing my stuff then im omw

uhhhhhh.... he didn't say but im gonna imagine its:

[and then it's a kissy emote 10 times. does he ship it? yes he does]

I said "same" I meant "first" gg Monday morning

[bunnyhopped]

nice!!

guess it'll be just us 2 then right?

[ and then there are 10 side-eye emoji here in response to those 10 kissy faces ]

lol case of the mondays already XD I got u

[unfaltering]

yep!! u, me n a bucket o chicken

lol me 2, me 2

ty ;w; btw would you wanna take this into action? :o

[bunnyhopped]

don't forget 934820 toys
i think they're doing pokemon ones right now too AW YEAH

YESSSSS

[unfaltering]

aw no way?!?? i havent played since diamond

how many are there now ne-way

lights, camera, action!

[bunnyhopped]

theres 2864

[ trust Hana to know exactly the number of pokemon there are in the year of their lord 20whatever-it-is ]

i'll wait for you outside the mcd's! there's literally only 1 in gibraltar so u should be able to find it p ez

see ya soon space boi! ;)


[ Sure enough, whenever it is that Lance arrives at the promised land of McDonald's, D.Va will be there waiting, whether it's in the couple of minutes he'd said or even later than that (though too much later and he'd find her outside with her sixteen Happy Meals). She's still dressed in the clothes she wore out to the club that Lúcio played at tonight and by now her lack of sobriety has dulled into a steady buzz, but her hankering for awful fast food hasn't dulled. She's leaning against the wall outside looking busy on her phone with her headphones on and music playing, generally ignoring the people who seem to stop and recognize her. If she were sober she'd humor them with selfies, but for now all they get is a wave and a smile. ]

/o/

[unfaltering]

thats too many jfc
how are we supposed to memorize them all now
HOW DO U RAP THIS

easy peasy, ill find you real quick :)

[Lance is pretty glad for the sake of convenience. To make it easier on himself, he parks Blue at the closest dark edge, barrier for safety, just to keep her hidden and out of the way. And, assured she'd be fine, runs off to this McDonald's, in which he spots.... the bae.

Because she cute, even surrounded by all of those boxes, and he has to wonder how in the hell she's going to pack away that many. He makes his way over to her first, sliding into the chair across from her, and just grins.]

You weren't kidding when you said you wanted a hundred nuggets! You gonna eat all of these?

"in which he spots...the bae" made me laugh

[bunnyhopped]

[ Okay, so maybe there aren't really sixteen Happy Meals across the table, but there's still more than one person should be able to buy if that person was not Hana "D.Va" Song. She looks up from her feasting when she sees someone join her across the table; the look is curious before she realizes it's Lance, which is when her face lights up, and when she flashes him a peace sign, totally unapologetic for her Happy Meals. ]

There's only four nuggets in a box, dude! [ that's still like over forty nuggets Hana ] I'm not gonna eat all of them. You're helping me!

[ Grinning, herself, she slooowly slides a Happy Meal across to Lance. ]

<3 I'm glad! SHE IS. THE BAE. 8D

[unfaltering]

[Lance has to laugh at that, but he takes the one offered with a sly grin and pops it open. If he said he didn't bring his appetite, he'd be lying. And it's been a while since he's properly eaten some real good cheap food, he wants to enjoy this to its fullest.]

Point. Hey, I just wanted to check! I've learned to stop underestimating appetites.

[Because it's always a surprise when he watches Pidge go for seconds or thirds after he's long since tapped out of a meal, and she's minuscule. Reaches in, he pulls out a chunk of fries and shoves them in his mouth in one go. And then he looks like he ascended.]

H'ur'na, ish... s'goooood.