bunnyhopped | open post (psls)

so u ended up at a grandpa afterparty, i c i c

damn what is ur luck

but since ur at the base cant u just bail
tell them u have to train
or hw
or a hot date

make up family emergency

the worst

theyd never believe me if i said i had to go train lol [ because, honestly, usually someone has to drag Hana to go for training ]

annnnd hot date would be even WORSE bc they're just gonna grill me about it?? ㅠㅡㅠ

one of them is going on about the good old days now

okay im trying to come up with more suggestions

what about
u have to help someone

only u

or bathroom break, ur gonna powder ur nose
just don't go back

honestly

at this point i feel like if i bail some1 is gonna die

im 19 and ive had more booze than them but they're all rekt

idk i think you'd be good gtfoing that

escape while u can make an escapeeeeeee

ill come save you c:

you kno

ur right

bc i could seriously go out for drunk food rn

so, burgers? fajitas? slightly seasoned space goo?

where u @
ill save u
ill be ur hot date

anything but the space goo
i really want some mcdonalds tho

i'm in gibraltar >:3 hbu?

u sure? we got cardboard flavor now

mcdonalds sounds good tho

im maybe a warp away from earth? maybe two, triangulate it and pop up in ur neighborhood

100% sure

i want like 100 chicken nuggets rn
and a sundae
and fries
>:3

a warp away from earth wtf does that mean like, 10 mins??

ur loss, its appetizing
tastes like water, mmmm

100 nuggets? jfc im down

lol yeah
just gotta ask shiro but then
prob 15 minutes

ok don't tell shiro that i'm super drunk rn
bc he'll worry
if ur capable of lying to ur dad i mean

tho if he comes along we can get like

100000 nuggets ;)

omg i can lie to shiro, hes not even my dad hes like
team dad
completely different

omg what if

thats too many nuggets i think we might actually die

brb time 2 ask if shiro wants to go to mcdonalds
knowing him hell get us happy meals

but if we invite team dad i cant even pretend this is a date
hana u blockin me already

a date

lolololol

[ sorry lance ]

ok but
if the lil toys in the happy meal are good
he can get me like 50 happy meals np

[LET LANCE DREAM 2K16]

lol im a regular comedian amirite or amirite

gimme a few, checking the castle rn

ur hilarious ;)

only if you guys aren't in the middle of some really important space thing rn!

ty, i appreciate u a lot

nah its been training
all day
all night
n like the past week cuz galra isnt on this part of space
i want a happy meal too now

you know what we should just get happy meals anyway!
who says they're just for kids!
big kids needs happy meals too!!! >:3

lets do it tho
im gonna cry its been 4everrrr

CLEARANCE GRANTED OMW
well by coran
shiro's off on a mission w/ allura

YESSS U AND ME AND HAPPY MEALS

[ and then a follow up text a minute later: ]

what kind of mission are they on tho

[ she's just, you know, curious ]

what a good plan
im grabbing my stuff then im omw

uhhhhhh.... he didn't say but im gonna imagine its:

[and then it's a kissy emote 10 times. does he ship it? yes he does]

nice!!

guess it'll be just us 2 then right?

[ and then there are 10 side-eye emoji here in response to those 10 kissy faces ]

yep!! u, me n a bucket o chicken

lol me 2, me 2

don't forget 934820 toys
i think they're doing pokemon ones right now too AW YEAH

aw no way?!?? i havent played since diamond

how many are there now ne-way

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btw i'm still in mourning re: 2ne1

SAME tho ;n; I saw it coming when CL stateside but man... still sad

they were the same girl group I got into )):

They were so gooood. YG let us down ;n;

I said "same" I meant "first" gg Monday morning

lol case of the mondays already XD I got u

ty ;w; btw would you wanna take this into action? :o

YESSSSS